I have this thing where I get older, but just never thinner
I never watch what I consume
When my appetite works the graveyard shift
And trash from what I've eaten starts to fill the entire room
I'm always ordering food on all my devices, and racking up insane prices;
Bankrupt all the time
I wake up heaving because I've almost stopped breathing;
My feet have lost all their feeling (happens all the time)
It's me, hi, I'm the problem, it's me.
It seems I'm super f***ing obese
I won't step on the scale or ever look in the mirror
Dr. Now must be exhausted always dealing with these f***ing fatzos.
