Nice argument, unfortunately:

bro needs no armor

Because male antagonists
A: take them hostage to get a response from the male PROtagonists,
B: seduce the antagonists such that they are temporarily unable to fight, in which time the female protagonist has a chance to kill or capture her target.

Because men take it seriously, women want to look sexy. The woman fails in swordfights as their whole upper body is sliced off from their lower body. Men block the attack with their armor. Any questions?

true tho

ever played Xenoblade Chronicles? you can wear literally boxers. checkmate.

florida blade

And if your mom ate 1076 Big Macs every day.. wouldn't she be the size of Jon Minnoch's little cousin?? checkmate☝🤓

So that th—hey wait link on the great plateau?

Because everyone cares less when they die

male characters that don't need armor (or use very little armor): Minecraft Steve (he doesn't need armor he just uses it, also creative mode), Mario, Sonic the hedgehog (he used armor in one game), Most superheroes, and many super villains

Because the females are cute that way and some males don't even need armor like my boi goku,or naruto,heck even meliodas

Because we don’t take half a decade in the shop looking for our gear.

Maybe when they wear cuter outfits, the enemies want to hurt them less…

Oh well shit, i guess that sword is gonna f**king break when it hits my skin because im a guy, right? Or that arrow surely wont peirce my skin right?

Because the chain mail bikini is made by men

Lmao most women in games are designed by men, this argument is kinda stupid though

Overall, men are stronger. There are exceptions of course. Basically, a woman needs to be more skilled than a man in close combat to win, due to strength.

Because you don’t need armor for the kitchen

because the men are strong enough to make it in the first place.

YO EVERYBODY!! THIS GUY FOLLOWS THE ECCHI STREAM!

what's ecchi?

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