Keeping the Mystery Alive

We'd never get it even if it were explained🤭

real
at least i won't have to deal with that since i'm gonna be girlfriendless

Except for...

- What's your name?
- How's your day been?
- What do you like best?
- Do you watch (insert show/anime/webshow here/)?
- Do you play (insert video game/board game/DnD-adjacent gaem here)?
- Have you read (insert book/manga/graphic novel/comic here)

All questions I've asked. Guess how many have been answered.