surge and a candy bar

read the "ngl" as "not"

crush his skull

do not

and ngl i would've agreed with you

Lmao

Also lol

I don't consider anything simping until money gets involved. If you're willing to drop money on something no matter the price and no questions asked, especially from a sexual or loyalty mindset, I think that's true simping.

That looks nothing like a tenrec.

1) then ig i dont simp for shadow
2) yep

You said it best already. It’s an addiction. Or hyperfixation.

But even then you’ve toned it down from 11 to 4 in the past few months.

like don't get me wrong i still find him attractive (unfortunately) but i can't muster the energy to go absolutely crazy

You’re halfway

hopefully i get to the point where i once was
just found him cool

First he was cool then he was hot.

Why can’t you just find him room temperature

like a shower
it changes dramatically when you slightly tilt the handle

Fr

Real

Everyone simps for something at some point dipshit
It came free with your f**king attractions as a human being

well.
simping is hopelessly intensely attracted

Those are not nearly the same things.

bu-but mindflayer ultrakill!!

DAMN NEVERMI

Lmaooo