"Oh, yeah, I knew it was a joke, from a satiric source, no less, lol"
Gosh, the Front Page one is just bursting with a whole bunch in on the spoof,,,
The answer to your query is in your comment above I replied to. Something that everyone on this planet knows is true, but you think you can call me out on it like it's fake newz bs because somehow that's supposed to tangle up me fingers, while here no questions asked about something so overtly bogus it's gotta be real because 'your side'
In other words, I don't reply because you already know.
You DO know, yes?