Me in a nushell ☠ (reviving this template I made, feel free to use it)

*takes iceu home*

IN WHAT WAY

I take you home and then we but a 10 feet skeleton for Halloween

Ok good

and we go to the water park after that the Bahamas and then I return you

sorry bro, i guess you got bought

🧐

Man that was a BANGER last night

oh you know what way big daddy

exactly!!!!

yea

*takes one homicide victim*

*takes one child from the basement*

* takes a knife and the candy bowl*

*takes all of you into the cursedcomments stream*

*takes nuclear launch codes*

*Takes Russias weapons*

*takes 300 people to the abyss*

*takes them back*

*takes them back again, then uses them on you*

what what the fuuuuuu-?????????????????

That’s clean lol

the f**k?!

nice one "C"

I set out hundreds of bowls. What will you do now?

I'll take one... group of hundreds of bowls

I have set out infinite amount of bowls, that will take much longer than your lifetime to retrieve all of them. What do you do?

Eat my brand new infinite supply of candy

lol
i kinda already made a meme abt this but its fine :)

And we are taking the calcium!

smart

not smart smrt

Genius template…

right

MORE CANDY!!

I'm not even kidding, someone stole the bowl while my entire family was trick or treating years ago. It was literally the only halloween bowl we had. I even remember it was green with a spider pattern on it.

Take one bowl

this is when you make sure that no one is outside giving you candy
swipe it and then you'll have won halloween

Bro, just no, why would you do that, that’s so mean and it ruins it for everyone

ich kann, mann!
(no but im nowhere near that mean lmfao)

Lol

just doing my job...

I feel like this is something I would do at a police officers house

I agree

One time a grown man did this in my neighborhood

He took the bowl as well

I need to plant the extra pansys somewhere.

I never knew this existed

I'm using it

never said one of what

“Take one” there is only one bowl, if there were multiple bowls then you’d be right, but it clearly means 1 candy as there is multiple peices