Please check it!!!

I found three muskets in mine

can i have one dont ask me why i need it

Here ya go

I found a lifeless corpse of a gerbil in some clear plastic in my cheesits bag

just heat it up, and you have a free meal.

wait iceu has a son?

whar

what

Calm down, satan

Hol up

I found three musketeers in my three musketeers

You're welcome.

I found a musket in mine

Musket Ball*

excuse me, wtf

I found two Marins De La Garde Impériale Rankers in my Hershey's bar.

Bro me too

Did this actually happen?
(And wait,you have a son? Aren’t you 15 or something?)

Do you know koalas have 3 v**inas and a 2-pronged p**is?

You people are why Iceu can't look at his notifs.

the amount of koala furries has risen

WT💀?!

LOL

-

unfortunately, yes.

cool

wtf

I found cum in my snickers bar.

it was delicious, but still.

W

Into the cursed_comments stream you go

I already did it.

oh

:)

I don't blame you.

WHAT THE |-| E | | IS WRONG WITH OUR GENERATION WHY

WILLIAM AFTON OMG IM SUCH A BIG FAN

whoa there pal lets back it up a bit

What is wrong with you

Wait till you find out that there's laughing gas in whipped cream cans and people can get high with them

We had an egg shortage already we don't need a whipped cream shortage lol

There's people out there who like meringue

There's whatawhat?

Laughing Gas in whipped cream cans, so cool whip is fine, because only the cans have it

Google "whippits"

I found a Ranch Bottle in my Jolly Ranchers.

Yep, 14 Gallons of High Test & a Match will do that to a Rat & the House the Skittles came from.

14 gallons of nitroglycerin gonna not only set the house on fire, but turn that house into the house from "Up"

oh, that works too

bro stole the nitroglycerin from tha dude in atlantis the lost city (the movie)

ha ha nitro go brrrrr

Rattitoulee or something, i can't spell

haha thats nothing, my milky way had a black hole that swallowed the milky way inside it

wait a minute, you found a nuclear bomb inside a musketeer? a musketeer is a person if i recall correctly so how if the kentucky fried f*ck did a nuclear bomb even get in there?