“In recent news, God has decreed pencils banned.”

lol

Doom slayer vs john wick

Doom slayer is canonically a demigod, can become to angry to die, can punch demons so hard that that they turn into red paste, can teleport, double jump, and air dash.

Wick is f**ked lol

John wick has plot armor

so does doomguy, that MF killed a literal demon god and managed to take some of its power, not to mention that if jhon ever gets close to killing doomguy he becomes so angry that he cannon die and he gains a super effective regenerative ability for that period of time.

If the demon hunter is 3 football fields away from John wick and John has a sniper, John will win
If the demon hunter is right next to John wick, John will most likely die but he would at least injure the demon hunter

i dont get what your not understanding, the doom slayer is literally unkillable. Not to mention the fact that he has the ability to perceive time slower allowing him to dash, dodging the sniper bullet,

then while john is reloading/racking the bolt doomslayer would use that time to advance and close the distance.

and thats assuming that Doomslayer didnt have his full lineup of weapons. If he had his full lineup he would also have a sniper and because of his ability to perceive time slower he would mostlikley be able to scop in, acquire johns target, and fire before john would be able to pull the trigger.

In Doom eternal he can only dash up to 10 meters while a football field is around 120 meters
John wick can probably shoot him 10 to 20 times

And also if John wick can’t take him in close range or long range combat then he can use things like stealth and planing to take him out (most likely by blowing him up)

Micheal myers and John wick vs Jason and boba fett

Lmao i think Micheal could kill neither but he also has neat plans to avoid death so he might have a chance since he is teaming with wick, another smart killer. Jason however is a relentless killer that can be killed so jason and boba fett would win.

Jason and myers both would probably be an equal match, however with boba fett and wick on the other hand, if wick could disarm boba, he would win but fett could probably shoot him before he disarms him.

jason would kill micheal. micheal would probaly last the longest out of all the slashers due to them both being absolute tanks

doom guy would kick wicks ass. bros killed demons and mutants with his bare ass hands.

Good choice.

In recent news,God is gone

you can see the fear in his eyes

God is dead, god remains dead, and John Wick has killed him

the fire is gone

Uh oh, gods in trouble.

2.5 hours later

Well, that’s the end of Christianity

Bro, my mom caught me looking at memes because I laughed so hard at this

imagine John wick actually kills the god

bad news...

*panics in god*

I dont understand the jokes influenced by John wicks dog

John Wick goes on a rampage after someone killed his dog. After that it's a long story.

Ohhh

He once killed two men in a bar, with a pencil.

ok

god once killed almost every human on earth, with some water.

I once put nitrohydrochloric acid in the water supply