Allow me to explain.

Five of them are assholes who will use anything I say or find annoying and use it against me to make me mad constantly.
The last one is brainrotted beyond salvation and won't f**king shut up and follows me and my friends around.

I have to deal with them every day and it gets very tiring. Sorry if what I consider doing hurts your feelings.

At my school we do get decent food most of the time, sadly that's about it for good things about it.

Jumping spiders are the only good spiders

On the behalf of the concrete you're standing on, we accept your offer since you're wanted for the murder of our dear friend Jeff who you stood on, as well as every single concrete square you stepped on while walking. Everyone is invited for the execution, which will be tossing the culprit into the ocean above the Mariana trench and let her weight do the rest.

Oil and Copper? Idk I'm kinda retarded and sleep deprived atm and that's the only remotely good one I could come up with