Confused Fry Pinocchio

It would grow. Then shrink back.

1. He says his nose is about to grow. He's lying because it only grows when he lies.
2. The nose grows.
3. Having now grown - at this point, his statement is true.
4. The nose shrinks down because it has fulfilled his statement.

You're welcome.

But then it would grow again because it would be false

And then it would shrink again

Now to stick it up my-

My friend has a mental breakdown each time I say that

my reaction to this: "wait, Wait, WAIT, hol up"
(checks the comments)

The red fairy grants his wish to become a meme

Paradox

What about this: I am lying

I actually wonder about this all the time.

No.

My guy be big brain

he implodes like the submarine

becomes masage gun

pinocchio paradox