His? 💀

If i know dark humor thats not his child ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I was wondering why it was in the dark humor stream

He was gone for 3 years, a pregnancy lasts 9 months and the baby is two months therefore meaning the wife had s3x a little under year ago

I didn't finish and it posted. Therefore the baby isn't his

Isn’t it still possible that it could be his though?

sperm bank, so yes

Cool! But prolly still unlikely ig

If he came home a year before, but it says it's the first time he came home so its the only assumption that corresponds with the evidence. Besides it wouldn't be hear if so.

Hm ok if you say so. I honestly don’t understand what you’re saying 🤣

He can't be the father if he wasn't there to help make said child.

Ooh ig that is true 🤣 I’m so dumb

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either that, yes or something to do with storage of his stuff, and whatever, i can't explain it. but it's in dark humour, so i'm probably wrong.

Oh ok

he could have like a sperm bank

bro u r not adrenaline

Bro you’re not Dr. sarcasm

What does that even mean?

adrenaline. uses green text with impact in almost every single posts he made

just saying

Oh that’s so cute!

The soldier looks like he’s eating the kid

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[image deleted] It took me a minute to realize what was going on.

maybe it's adopted...

This is so wrong lol

une minute...

Why do guys expect their girlfriends to tolerate a long distance relationship? I do hate it when people fight for the government, but people who preach abstinence are full retard.

Hold up.

at first i was sad until i realized something...

But you have to be honorably discharged to come home before 4 years

This man was taken from his son for so long 😢

50% his.

Relatable

Have you ever seen hampster soup? It was short movie made by I assume a Russian general.

The movie was his reserve time. The war... force fields up

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