“Play Doom OST 22: The Only Thing They Fear Is You”

your trying to scare them away not give them a heart attack.

"So, you have chosen....death?"

Bro i remember when i was a bit younger id dream of kicking a robber's ass with any means necessary lnao

Nowadays, they come face to face with an SKS, its spike bayonet, and a cat with the midnight munchies.

Yep

Yea

*You're

Meathook starts playing

The Doombas. We got the Boomba, the Kaboomba, the BRRRRROOMba, and Boomba Lite.

GIVE THIS MAN AN UPVOTE

How about Oppenheimer Roomba so robbers know that death is the result for robbing

Barbieheimer Roomba?

people still make pokemon cards?

As far as I know, yeah.

wow

is that a speaker? are you trying to get rid of them, or make them die of cringe from a rickroll XD

pretty sure that's a claymore

ok

dies from a fractured head

yea its a claymore

I actually had an idea for this, the roombas would be set up in squads, each squad would have a "leader" the leaders would find humans and send a command to the other roombas in its squad to attack

oh god

No, you should be begging god for mercy. ROOMBAS ATTACK

So your saying; roombas would be in units of X size, the leader(witch sounds more like a scout) finds enemy targets and comands the remaining roombas to do its dirty work? why woulden't the capitain want a piece of the bloodshed? is it stupid?
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what you need is a chain of comand you have the roombas in the unit know who the leader is if the current leader is offline. why limit yourself to one unit when you can have mutiple platoons where you can cover a larger area and in turn more bodies!

The squad leader would also attack, the reason for the leaders is so the roombas could move in formation. And yes if the leader were to go offline another roomba could take its place

they dont need a leader if they can intantly comunicate to each other, just a vedo-er

That would be possible, but it would probably take more effort

were you taking into consideration that you dont need to make a leader

and we havent even talked abount their biggest weaknes; stairs

thats genius lol

relatable

The droid army is complete

"Alexa, intruder altert"
;turn off all lights
;begin playing "the only thing they fear is you"
;release all roombas

battlebots

:)

what if i dont want to die?

What you do is realease them and then play "don't stop me now" and right as it says "having a good time,having good time" have them all start firing/chasing the guy.

a claymore is a bit overkill

claymores are never overkill, if anything they need more claymores
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you can tell what kind of a person someone is
a) sad normal person who removes bombs
b) an anarcest when they add to many bombs

What I tell my Alexa to do when there is a intruder:
1. Turn off all lights and play ominous music
2. Say "So you have chosen death" and stop music
3.Lock all doors in the house
4. Play "Doom OST 22: The Only Thing They Fear Is You"
5. Release the Roombas
6. Release the hounds
7. Call police after the intruder is very traumatized

“You think you’ve seen it all boy”