They paused school for a WEEK cause the new system blocked the login page for every single computer on the network, no one could even get into the computers cause they were locked off, even the water fountains that have a screen to detect people was blocked, no one could drink water for a entire DAY

"Hey dude have you seen my football"

"no" *says that with a suspiciously football shaped chin*

Yo the construction crew called, they need your help tearing down a building.

Hey guys look its a giant mu- *Gets reduced to a radioactive skeleton but lives* -shroom!