Bro is NOT having it ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)

When you have to make your superflat world look like a natural world:

Cursed comments you go

Like… Enderman?

for every kid pretending to be an adults sanity lets say you like to kill enderman for their ender pearls

For the NO Neighbor / No relative visits Guarantee he forgot a few items.

Lol

bro bone-meal all the saplings around him

At least he's eco friendly.

You are right

Minecraft house security

lol

CAN I HAVE THAT HOUSE???????

how 2 defend urself in minecraf
step 1:

Flammable trees

Metal tree

That’s not how the quote goes

It goes
“natures best defences! Trees!”
“Flammable trees”
“Flammab- yes, why didn’t I think of that-“

t r e e b a r r i e r

My kinda life

minecraft.

I wanna live there

nah if he really didn't want people to enter he would have added spikes

Horror game maps:

For real

I like this guy.

Minecraft be like:

Frrrr

Hear me out it’s the Fairy Fort for the Shadow Alliance

Wdym triggered

Idc dy

Hell yea

Me, an introvert

PedJoephile Biden should not be allowed to bear arms, even if the Second Amendment exists.

Hey! A 9mm bullet will explode your lungs! (sarcasm)

P’raps he just wants privacy.
Why is everything “hate” with you guys?

nah nah that's the player in pvz's house (not crazy dave)

nature's restraining order

I would do that if i could

he hates himself

man i wanna be that guy
i guess i am never enough

Lol

I NEED THAT HOME :0)

Looks like the house is for a horror game, making the trees as barriers while the outside is just nothing important

Even tho I don’t have a problem with talking to people, I kinda wanna live there ngl