Definitely never gonna happen to me

This is why all my homies are girls while I'm a guy
So I can confuse the hell out of everyone and so they never know my next move

'Ey, same here, sometimes. Be careful though, if you stay close to a bunch of girls for too long, then try to make a move on one of them it could easily backfire. I know from experience. Any number of things could go wrong.

Oh I know that from experience as well
I've had like six people ditch me

lmao

I’m the other way around lol

My homies are half bros and half girls

Me who instead married his mom :

I mean i wouddn't complain

W rizz. Invite me to your wedding plz

Laught out loud

Im a singe Pringle that’s ready to mingle

I had people say it wouldn’t last, or I’d feel trapped and regret it.
They were very wrong :-)

LoL

:)

I've done this, except I haven't married her yet. I remember the looks when I invited her to play CoD with the boys and she said I love you mid game. The boys were freaking out as she was everyone's crush

*Intense sigma

Yep

also not me IM probably too ugly lol

So any of them for most people who are gonna see this

you wrote you twice

This one is not incorrect, actually

wait i just realised it makes sense

😾