Pick one. Can’t have both (and Im aware people will attack me for this)

YES

lol

If I wasn’t already following you I would follow you fellow based user

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Have a follow my good sir/ma’am

Lol I went to follow you Birdnerd01 but it said I already did

Lol

Pride is a deadly sin

Definitely

I can already see the flags pouring in lol

why is this sh being forced onto kids like i dont wanna be gay i wanna be a christian

Ikr

Y for same

I would choose the Verse

Me too

You just earned my follow 👍

You too my friend

Awesome

Same here. I'm with the scriptures

based as f**k

Your current version of Christianity (version 2.089c) is outdated. Please download the newest data (version 8.9478r) to regain cooking privileges.

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New copypasta

Douay Rheims is the best English version.

He is a joke to me, in fact.

Versions of Christianity beyond 3.109a give everyone the ability to be part of the LGBTQ+ community. Until you update your installment of Christianity, you cannot cook.

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You are a cheese eating surrender monkey. You can’t talk.

I’ve never heard of you before this. Sounds like someone is unpopular

You can’t update god

Believe what you want and don’t harass others for having opinions you don’t like. Some people will try to shove their opinions down your throat and spread falsehoods, but just pick how you want to live without taking someone else down. You can always remove what you don’t like.

And yet that is the same damn thing that happens to me when I made a joke and got my ass banned

I kinda understand what you mean but I’m not sure

Long rant, mb. Just saying don’t be posting weird pictures on the people who commented opposing you. It’s rude and if you were on the other end you’d probably be in some ways hurt, even just a little.

? What, im very confused

Not really saying you

But also maybe, it isn’t really that hard to understand

I understand what you are saying I’m just trying to figure out who or what you are talking about

Depending on what you choose, it won't matter. You are practically going to have a long line for revenge either way.

Since I am an atheist, me and God aren't on the best of terms, but I also have beef with the world, and yet I am no better because I am a part of it and I hate it.

Religion vs Mental Illness. I will let you all decide on which is which and what side to choose. Maybe God was right for abandoning us and running away like the little bitch boy he is.

(Guys, this is all a f**king joke. Stop DMing me death threats on my Twitter feed.)

It’s not about the revenge, it’s about the end result.
That’s what letting God into your life does. Either way you are going to suffer, but with God in your life you have hope, and peace, and happiness.
If you ever want to get to know him better, just ask. I won’t judge.

I wish I could, but given how much hate I have given him over the years because I envision him as a flash savior...

...I highly doubt that I would ever be forgiven by him for all the negative things I said he was.

I mean, I never hated those who worships him, I only had beef with God.

It makes me feel as if I don't deserve his love, and frankly, given how much spite I have given him, I am not really surprised.

Your sin does not matter. He will still love you, because his love is unconditional.

agreed, even tho i dont believe in God

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