One line, go

Sidonus! NOOOOO!

OOF

I am Zote The Mighty, a knight of great renown.

Lets'a go

Mwahaha

Merryweather fleets here bro

"The answer is a gun, and if that don't work, use more gun."

Real

Oh. It's you.

Hey GLaDOS

TAKE OUT THOSE F**KING PT BOATS

Uh... the animatronic characters DO get a bit quirky at night...

Right behind you.

Ya' listenin'? OK. Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brotha'- I hurt people.

"Talk about a low-budget flight! No food or movies, I'm outta here!"