"WHY AM I SUDDENLY PREGNANT"

This comment out of context tho…
If someone ever collects out of context comments from you, this will be perfect

They could honestly find a lot 😭

Ikr 0-0

no, first, the child would grow in reverse, then become a fetus; that fetus would eventually become a collection of cells, which would die pretty quickly outside the womb.

Oh yea, I put some on my girlfriend and this happened. Smh

Damn where’d my wife go fr

/tp 9 yr old to dad's testicles

nah I js kidnapped him, I told him it was real but it was fake

Wait, where did my girlfriend go?????? 😭😭😭😭

Bro went to the Beforelife

I bet the mother was REAL confused when she found a creamy stain on the carpet.

Is that Call Me Kevin?

Sp3rm

it does

Lol

Normally, cream makes you get older. Actually, it makes you begin growing.

Why did my pants get wet again