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Captain Obvious | LIBERALS LOVE SAYING CONSERVATIVES ARE IN A CULT. MEANWHILE  THEY HAVE UNIFORM APPEARANCE THROUGH COVID MASKS, DYED HAIR, PIERCINGS, RAINBOW & BLM FLAGS, SHIRTS & STICKERS, THEY PERFORM 1000S OF HUMAN SACRIFICES A DAY AND THERE ARE EVEN WORDS ONE MUST NOT SPEAK. | image tagged in captain obvious | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
417 views β€’ 32 upvotes β€’ Made by Crazmalligan 11 months ago in politics
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5 ups, 11mo
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1 up, 11mo,
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Bro doesn't believe in COVID 😭
1 up, 11mo,
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Covidsteria was nothing more than voter suppression equipped with tools to cause civil unrest, designed scare shart out o folks, in particular the elderly who traditionally vote conservative, force mail in ballots, curbside voting and other unconventional voting techniques that were intended to be defrauded in the first place. Its now common knowledge now what Trump and average conservative knew n voiced and fauci n the corrupt govt suppressed, that it was created in a lab in china. Trumps election meant a haulting of chinese expansion and shrinking of their financial power. Not in their interest. A known 50 yr swamp dwelling typical corrupt bribe taking america screwing politician like Joke Bid-on....perfect for them
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2 ups, 11mo,
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The amount of cognitive dissonance here...Look I'm tired of trying to explain these things to ya'll. But I'll tell you one thing: My father almost died of covid and my brother's father DID pass. F**k off
1 up, 11mo,
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Not saying covid doesn't exist. Its origin was intentionally supressed. Trump was called a racist for referring to it as the china virus. Which we all knew it was and we also knew calling it so was NOT racist. If someone jumped out of a ane wout a parachute landed great whites mouth then the waste there of ran over by 200 yard ship , if victim previously diagnosed with covid thats how they died. I got it twice. Felt horrible twice for two weeks. Brain Fog for another two months and still dont regret abstaining from the "vaccine". Lockdowns and shutdowns everywhere unless you were the RIGHT kind o protestor, or business i.e. BLM, ANTQUEEFA, liquor store, strip club etc. It was obvious BS. THEY KNEW IT WAS. Thats Why the people controlling narrative and shutting down all their own states and venues were constantly getting busted and harangued going maskless to vacation oasises that they were simultaneously bad mouthing in public. YOU SHOULD BE MADDER THAN HELL AT THE DEMS NOT THE OPPOSITION.
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2 ups, 11mo
okay sorry I misunderstood your comment
5 ups, 11mo,
1 reply
Hahhaha youve never seen a blm shirt πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
1 up, 11mo,
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(In public I mean....)
4 ups, 11mo,
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So only in private? Not believable really. Unless your a shut in like annie wilkes in Misery. Or maybe privately is the only time YOU have the gumption to wear yours
4 ups, 11mo,
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Sound a bit defensive. I mean just because YOU have not seen the ensemble of the latest most trendy virtue signaling apparel does not mean it doesnt exist. Ive seen it many many times. Besides even if one does only wear that crap for parades thats plenty. In as much as the Pope only wears crazy looking hat, cloak etc when hes pope-ing doesnt take away from the meaning of it or his dedication to his cause. Dont keep tour hopes up bout the unicorn bud. If you havent seen a rainbow flag shirt sticker blm combo i dont gave nuch faith in your chances if such a sighting
4 ups, 11mo
Im in Birmingham Alabama (cue the thoughtless narrow minded liberal assumptions n remarks about the south now) and around here, believe it or not ive seen it 100s of times.
2 ups, 11mo
*Your*Have*much*of
1 up, 11mo,
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I just question the accuracy of it. Right off the bat when you said COVID masks I was like......... really??? I see virtually nobody in COVID masks anymore.

Did everyone suddenly become conservative and thus ditch the "uniform" ....or is there simply just considerably less COVID hospitalizations and deaths now so people don't wear the mask?

In any case, most cults have a "dear leader" and I'm not sure Biden fits with that narrative..... I mean he's ok.. I voted for him. But I wouldn't be caught dead posting romanticized memes of him like... Standing on a tank... Or wrapped in a flag standing next to a lion....

Lol
3 ups, 11mo,
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What do you mean Question the accuracy of it🀩? Its beyond question. It is antecdotal. I thought libs were supposed to be the more intelligent side. Are you πŸ–– Spock? I mean you must be very hard to talk to if you take everything 100% literally. You interpreted the meme to mean LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE liberal wears that costume.
1 up, 11mo
What I mean is I question if the point attempted at being made is logical... Hey maybe I AM Spock 😳 .... *checks ears* ok nope.. not Spock.
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3 ups, 11mo,
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It does illustrate the actual depth of thought liberals have when the article you jave the problem with is the fashionπŸ€©πŸ˜‚πŸ€©πŸ˜‚πŸ€©πŸ™„!?!?! you couldnt give less of a shart about the suppressed language and daily human sacrifice
1 up, 11mo,
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Well some republicans also allow suppressed language (troth senchal) as well as "daily human sacrifice" (21% of Republicans are pro choice according to Gallup) so the "fashion" is arguably the only thing different.... Although even that one isn't for sure... some repubs clearly also dye their hair.

But one thing that'd probably be extremely rare is a Lib in a MAGA hat. Probably just about as rare as a repub in a BLM shirt.
1 up, 11mo,
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Who gives a damn about that 21% of Republicans? I can do you one better than that. 40% in office at least are Rinos with no more real belief in anything than average corrupt as a turd demoncrap. Not a republican. Im a conservative. Too many constant "evolving" positions.
1 up, 11mo
Honestly my 40% is just rough estimate. Maybe more. Dont know. Just trying to display a lil bit of honest party awareness that the average liberal obviously lacks.
0 ups, 11mo
If that 21 % of republicans leave that party over abortion, there will probably never be another republican president. (Maybe you think that is true regardless though idk.)
3 ups, 11mo,
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That hair color stuff. . .not even anime/manga does that any more.
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LIBERALS LOVE SAYING CONSERVATIVES ARE IN A CULT. MEANWHILE THEY HAVE UNIFORM APPEARANCE THROUGH COVID MASKS, DYED HAIR, PIERCINGS, RAINBOW & BLM FLAGS, SHIRTS & STICKERS, THEY PERFORM 1000S OF HUMAN SACRIFICES A DAY AND THERE ARE EVEN WORDS ONE MUST NOT SPEAK.