Real

Shrödinger's human. You look both male and female. Adult and child. Intelligent and moronic. 5head and 3head. Curled hair and straight hair. Receding hairline and low hairline. Double chin and flat chin.

$50 uber from your eyes to your mouth

He looks like gay autistic Jake Paul

Frrrrr

Your ears stopped downloading at 25%.
Your eyebrows look like the sperms that could have been president, that were, beaten by you because you still had hope through the condom.
Why the long face you horse? (I call you a horse because of the brain size aspect, not the big ol p**is part)
Bros dong is deeper in his bro than that sub in the sea
The only thing more expensive than the therapy you need is the Uber drive from ur hairline to your eyebrows.

I don’t need to roast you, by the looks of it you’re medium rare.

Your head is shaped like a fingernail. I assume your personality follows this trait.

bro's shirt is made out of water

Bros lips are thinner than his receding hair

bro this guy is literally me but with a taller head

You look like someone that has clinical depression every week.

Go outside to melt candle, no one wants you

You look like something I would draw in my sketchbook, laugh because I’m horrible at head proportions, contemplate erasing, but ultimately determine idc enough to

Bro thinks he the guy from Ratatouile
He thinks that face expression can get him bitches, but all it gets is concerned stares.
I belive you could get away with being an elf - pointy ears, messy hair and no life.
And finaly, are those REALLY freckles? Because they look like a rash caused by an allergy to not being handsome.

There you go, remember, all /j

Go back to badly playing Minecraft

Hiccup from how to train your dragon with a taller head.

but Burnette without the unibrow

Bro doesn’t play video games because the character customizer doesn’t have him as an option.

🗿 ?