THE CHANCELLOR

Literally why cant my section play C Sharp

Are you a saxophone? Cuz I wanna suck your mouthpiece

That actually happened once, and when our director was using his fingers to show us time signatures some random pleb shouts “GANG SIGNS” causing me to break literally 2 reeds from laughing and now I have lost 50 dollars to reeds

Ah shut my worst enemy

The flute (they will take over the world -sax and clarinet players) also it’s sort of mutual though sax would win(d)