not really that cursed but where else do I put it?

Your wish is my command

Now if only I can find a Jetstream Sam cosplay, then the next only thing I know for real, THERE WILL BE BLOODSHED.

Yeah, that bastard called the cops. I had to run before I finished looting.

to cursed comments you go

Unfortunately I didn’t got to eat you.

😐📸

send link lol

911 what's you're emergency?

Someone broke into my house!

Are armed?

Yes, they just stabbed me with a gun!

What?

isnt that a balistic knife?

it's called a bayonet, actually. old guns had them for if they couldn't reload fast enough, so they'd stab people instead of shooting

or at least i assume that's what bayonets were meant for

it is

This is why they invented bayonets

EXACTLY

Final Fantasy 8. Just flat-out Final Fantasy 8.

Didn't final fantasy 14 have it too?

IDK, I've only played Final Fantasies 7, 8, 10, and 10 2.

Yea 14 did have it. The gunblade

Just use a bayonet it's basically an attachment to replace the laser spot its a knife under the barrel

Wait this gives me and idea what if they made a spear that explodes on impact

terraria irl

True lol

Good so that I can fry you and eat you.

And make sure to put your leftovers where nobody can see it

In my belly

Yes.

Wait no in my belly not yours

Try hard enough and it can be in both of y'all's bellies at the same time

Na it can be my belly not both of you I’m eating that dude who got shot with a knife

I love shadiversity

It’s called the power of “i need medic”

INJECTION SHOTTE