It's too painful for me

(pregnancy is scientificly much worse than getting kicked in the balls-)

Well, I’ve heard women say “let’s have another one” but no guys say “yeah, come on, kick me in the balls again”

Well the difference is you actually gain something by getting pregnant. You get a baby, which some women actually want. But you gain literally nothing from getting kicked in the balls, other than excruciating pain.

Right you are

It’s all fun and games for women until it’s the man who wants the baby… some women become addicted to pregnancy… hormones and if workings got the right company… a 3 month paid vacation.

the only benefit you get from getting kicked in the balls is only if you hide the pain, then everyone is going to be nice to you

Unless you are into it, then it's either kinky or weird, depending on who you are.

damn

you beat me to it

👍

true tho

then again getting STABBED in the balls hurts more

What about testicular contortion

Yeah. I don’t know crap about it, since I am a boy, but I know that giving childbirth is true pain

(something ive heard- giving birth is about 48 decibels of pain. the human body can only handle about 30 decibels. (decibels multiply, not add.))

A decibel is a unit of sound, not pain.

ive heard it used for measurements of pain

I think you mistaken "Decibels" for "Dol".
DOL is a measurement for the intensity of pain based on your nociceptive response. DECIBEL is a logarithmic unit only used to measure sound.

ohhh ok ty :)

The pineapple company?

No that’s Dole

Ohhh

Decibels for sound

Yes but getting kicked in the balls stops pregnancy and is more common

i mean.. yeha-

Technically depends on whether or not it actually causes bad damage.

(you dont have to argue that its false, there's multiple studies if you want proof.)

I didn't make the template, i just used it

ok

ban pregnency then

lmao

I'd expect your balls to hurt more but my mom says otherwise
(she thinks pregnancy is worse the getting kicked in the balls)
meanwhile i've been kicked in the balls twice! (it hurts I don't recommend trying to get kicked there unless if you want your balls be in agonizing pain and or don't want to not produce any children)

I got kicked in the balls once. I was one the ground for 3 hours begging for someone to delete me to end the pain.

I got hit in the balls thrice: twice by a blitzball and once by a bike fall. And those blitzballs were zoomin' at least 90kmph!

Clearly science hasn't been kicked in the balls

Are you a woman

Is it because giving birth lasts longer?

..no? its because you're shoving a human out of you-

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lol

nuh uh

..science

yup

🤓🤓🤓

Yeah if pregnancy is not as painful as being kicked in the balls than I could probably give birth to like 20 babies

Some women want to have more babies, but have you ever heard of a guy wanting a second kick

I mean like I’ve been kicked in the balls multiple times before and if giving birth is less painful then I could easily do it