Oh

keemstar would be proud

Who

OH

I cant do math

32 - 10 = 22
22 - 10 = 12

Oh shit

Fr

EDp's math be like

12+0=22

"Well uhm actually she's a 4000 year old dragon so it's okay"

"Why did you say she was 22 then??"
"Well actually she is 22 In Dragon years"

took me a minute ngl

dude rn:

My girlfriend keeps saying I remind her of her dad. I guess it makes sense as we both walk her to the bus stop

The math ain't mathing

Nobody gonna realize this has 69 quote tweets?

ಠಿ⁠_⁠ಠ

@_@

you can't. the reveal cannot be undone. they are coming for you.

"Age is just a number"

911 is a number too

*proceeds to call 911

Ayo

69

Yes

My parents have a 15 year age gap🤠

wait wha-

they’ve been together for 33 years
(M:47/D:62)

the man said they have been together 10 years, which means since the girl is 22, they became gf and bf when she was 12

Dad: 27 mom: 14

💀☕