I love posting a mere, "No, it's not" and getting a self perpetuating extended argument about things I've never said in the entirety of my life.
I kind of almost (here comes another 48) feel guilty not readiing the diatribe credited to me, but I'm too tired and bored, plus if I reply, I might catch me another 48 unless I'm earnestly dull, respectful, and don't disagree with a pile of lies about me.