commas save lives

I was told to drink kids by god himself!

God is that red guy with the horns, right?

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I am more evil

I use the chain break to create the chain

CHAIN

why does it look like he's questioning something in the image above me

(Not breaking the chain) he is.

the username 💀💀💀

this is the kind of stuff you see DOWN IN OHIO

i also broke the chain muahhaha

never said there was a chain

Tasty juice

Relatable

the last one is right to call 911. Everyone knows you use a lawnmower to blend your kidshake. Only a psycopath would use a blender smh...

Extra Cursed Comments

I blocked the 911 phoneline

so we're trying to round up all the cursed and sus shtuff, could you help? 7f9iwy.jpg (click to show)

Put it in some spagetti

I drink kids all the time, why not?