"Conservative parties should be made illegal, straight up..."
Odd, because that's what Hitler did when he took over. He outlawed political parties.
The rest of that paragraph is purely opinion stated as fact. Libs have a real habit of doing that... (yes, I'm just assuming you're a liberal, so I apologize if you are not... I know I wouldn't want to be lumped in with that group!)
"Even when not trying to make an argument, I'm still making more of a cogent an informative argument than all your empty insults, sassy pointless memes for sassiness sake"
Wow, just wow... aside from the obvious grammatical issues that sentence has, imagine if you had read something like that, posted by one of the types you're attacking. You probably couldn't stop laughing. I bet they can't either.