Sweet Manmade Horrors Beyond My Comprehension

Now I can dispose of the bodies in my basement and they'll never be found

we're in the information age. Every single thing you do with machines and computers is automatically tracked within their own black box, and ever increasing more machines are connected to something like a cloud network, even your toaster is if its new. Sending data back to the mother ship to help the marketing teams come up with better way to lure in new customers

so that explains why my 35 year old toaster shakes and makes sounds whenever i use it

it is gathering its strength... waiting for the moment to strike

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly7kdtlSjw1r6mr02o1_r1_500.gif

I completely misread the headline. Organisms... Like carbon based life forms. Not sploog.

😜😜😭😭

midget papyrus

wut
what does that mean

He Means Sans.

oh

sanes

I Choose Epic Troller.

Why I not here?

which one is wisely

Sounds like a great job for me.

horizon zero dawn moment

bruh wait till they combine this with self-replication and invent the Faro plague

oh believe me im already thinking about it, and what happens when AI inevitably makes use of it

it kinda be like that

Just wait a billionaire named Ted shows up with his robotics company

*[Elon Musk has entered the chat]*

Can’t wait for the end of the world!

Bro what the hell is wrong with America

Yes.

sony tried

they tried to warn us

wasn't this the plot of matrix

the exact plot

Nah, they used us as batteries, and then Soilent Green'd us when we died

Humans have become too dangerous for our own good.

What the hell does the robot do execpt eat

its designed as an all purpose machine, able to traverse a large number of landscapes, and the tech can be fitted to anything you want it to really. The tech is only going to get better with time.

But please tell me it only feeds on dead soldiers and stuff

Officially, no. But if they did really build a machine that was purposed to do that they wouldn't tell the public about it either.

Since desecration of corpses on the battlefield is against the GENEVA convention the official story is they don't even have the ability to deploy something like this on the battlefield now or ever. Then again, why do people support moral rules in war? The goal is to win

They can digest and use animal fats, the example that is often referenced with these machines is turkey fat

You do the math

Bro war is kinda dumb ngl

"...why do people support moral rules in war? The goal is to win."

You do realize that is something a villain says, right?

im saying what is, not what aught to be

Have you ever been directly involved in a war tho? I get the overwhelming sense that you haven't. And if you haven't, then you shouldn't comment on what war "aught/aught not to be". 🙃

He's not wrong tho even if it is something that a villain would say

Bro, you literally have a swastika as an avatar. Maybe you shouldn't speak.

We don't talk about that

No, maybe we should, because that is *not* okay, and I'm violently allergic to Naziism.

your having a reaction to the iconography before you've ever even encountered real Nazism, so you might wanna get that checked out before it turns into a full blown emotional over reaction

No, I have. You act like it's just "iconography," but Jewish communities across the globe see a Swaztika as a literal assault on their existence, because of the collective trauma endured at the hands of genocidal maniacs. Jewish memories are *long*, in part because they are passed down by generations in an effort to preserve a history many societies have tried to erase. Telling me to "get that checked out" is like telling a victim of heinous assault that "it's not a big deal and you're overreacting."

Don't you dare gaslight me.

Shame on you for having the emotional and empathetic range of a teaspoon, and shame on your entire family for not teaching you better.

these things have as much power over you as you let them have