I ran over 15 orphans with my car 😏

I’m home alone with my sibling😏

chicken sandwich. 😏

Just finished at my sleepover with my bros 😏

oKay tHatS enOuGh iMgflIp foR toDay

Nah

Idk what you mean

Parent are at work, wanna come hang out? 😏

nah 😏

Ok 😏

My child is stuck in the crib😏

Going to the graveyard to pay respects to my Nan 😏

I own a van 😏

I shoved a keyboard up my ass 😏

I got my mouse stuck down my tip😏

i stole my neighbor's kidney 😏

I’m going to play with the children in my basement 😏

PEDOPHILSM

i have hemmeroids 😏

😏

Had to lock my wife up, she tried to escape 😏

w a i t a m i n u t e 😏

I broke every bone in my body 😏

i have 20 bones in my hand, 21 when im lonely

The fitness Gram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that gets harder as it continues 😏

harder how?

Fr

Gets harder as it continues

HOLD UP

Harder

hold on, WhAt

That kind 😏

Huh?

U want some?

Would you join me for dinner 😏?

ok 😏

Be there at 8. The grill’s hot and waiting 😏.

I will bring my wife over😏

wanna know what I had for dinner last night 😏

My mom just gave birth to my little sister 😏

😏🔫

I fed the cats already 😏

neighbor's wife just died 😏

OPEN IT UP

sure thing😏

Time to go blow up some orphanages 😏
(If you know what my other account is then you'd understand)