I ran over 15 orphans with my car π
Parent are at work, wanna come hang out? π
Just finished at my sleepover with my bros π
oKay tHatS enOuGh iMgflIp foR toDay
Iβm home alone with my siblingπ
5 ups, 2mo
My child is stuck in the cribπ
5 ups, 2mo
Going to the graveyard to pay respects to my Nan π
Iβm going to play with the children in my basement π
I broke every bone in my body π
i have 20 bones in my hand, 21 when im lonely
The fitness Gram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that gets harder as it continues π
0 ups, 4w
Gets harder as it continues
Had to lock my wife up, she tried to escape π
3 ups, 2mo
w a i t a m i n u t e π
4 ups, 2mo
i stole my neighbor's kidney π
I shoved a keyboard up my ass π
2 ups, 2mo
I got my mouse stuck down my tipπ
Would you join me for dinner π?
Be there at 8. The grillβs hot and waiting π.
1 up, 2mo
I will bring my wife overπ
3 ups, 2mo
Time to go blow up some orphanages π
(If you know what my other account is then you'd understand)
neighbor's wife just died π
3 ups, 2mo
I fed the cats already π
3 ups, 2mo
wanna know what I had for dinner last night π
3 ups, 2mo
I have 15 children in my basement. π
My mom just gave birth to my little sister π
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