"Liberals have literally ruined everything from movies, science, comedy, religion, free thinking, etc"
Aren't those all things which Liberals literally have been behind or even created, except religion which has been the reactionary retreat from them all? Conservatives are still accusing them of being manifestations of nefarious a Zionist plot to alter society, and science itself is a BIG reason conservatism is a thing at all. They're still irritated about Scopes Monkey Trial like it just happened yesterday, and stamping out free thinking is basically what conservatism is about.