she felt insecure about the chair so she ate it

Tf she mean she is the chair

The chair is insecure over its own life

the chair’s screws are insecure and will soon cause it to break

so is the chair

spam her comments with the sacred texts of "next time eat a salad"

naw she IS the chair

I would have spit out my water if I was drinking water

No. Next time, get completely naked

lol fat fetish??

She should lose weight

Not to be mean or anything but like
That isn't healthy for anyone

eveeyone says this abt her
in her tiktok and yt comments
but she doesnt listen

my nizza be the r63 version of nikocado☠

naw, with her the chair sits in her

She IS her own chair.