Rip bozo

Ikr

what is this monstrosity

but he still does it.

"Bonjour, j'aimerais bien avoir une baguette, deux brioches, un pain gris et des croissants, s'il vous plaît."

that would be £38.99

https://www.google.com/search?q=the+word+bread+in+french&rlz=1CAUSZT_enUS1022US1022&oq=the+word+bread+in+fre&aqs=chrome.0.0i512j69i57j0i15i22i30l2.10208j1j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&safe=active&ssui=on

imgflip when they find out that's the most popular tiktok user:

lol

let's have a moment of silence for who_am_i

Yes

only good tiktoker change my mind

i have no clue why tiktokers dont move to youtube, they would be payed more and they could easily expand more with youtube

True

Yeah. The less work the better.

also how does he break into our house

uh he comes through the chimney

i dont have a chimney-

he comes through the place where the sun don't shine

as in hell?

He use crowbar on window

i have plastic on my window

he just phases through obviously no chimney? no problem.

no i mean NO CHIMNEY I DONT HAVE ONE

Yeah obviously he uses noclip if u have everything protected

well uh idk maybe he comes through the window then

i said i dont have a window are you blind? can you read?

I mean i have plastic bc it gets cold in chicago

Yea

If he eats all the food everyone in the world gives him, he would die by the end of the first country

i sneak one at like midnight if im not asleep bc i wake up like early early.

Santa is secretly a ninja and can use the clone jutsu technique.

More like *internal "ho ho NO" ing

I like your memes (´｡• ᵕ •｡`) ♡

Thanks! That means a lot to me ^^

thank you for making memes

That one Jimmy Neutron episode that scientifically explains Santa: Am I a joke to you?

that sounds painfull

Yes

For that we have coal

Fr

or brass knuckles, depending on how desperate santa is

Or some rocks, also an option

a nice, fatherly belt is always a decent way to settle things

Maybe cold water and a slap

no, ice cold, freezing water down your back and neck

Ice? LOVE LOVE BEST BEST

Birch branches, and nuuttipukki beats naughty children with them.
It's Finland.
Nuuttipukki comes 26th of December. Because it's TAPANINPÄIVÄ!

have you had ice cold water thrown at you in a hot bath i have bc i wouldn't get out

imagine stepping on a lego

ive done that aswell