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it's not paranoia | I SPENT ALL AFTERNOON WORKING ON MY VACUUM CLEANER.  WHEN I OPENED MY WEB BROWSER, IT'S FILLED WITH VACUUM CLEANER ADS; TELL ME I'M JUST BEING PARANOID.  PLEASE, TELL ME THAT'S WHAT THIS IS; DO THE 'LEATHER JACKET' 'FENDER GUITAR' OR 'BMW MOTORCYCLE' TEST BY TALKING TO YOUR SPOUSE ABOUT ONE OF THESE WITH YOUR SMARTPHONE IN THE ROOM; APPALLED, YOU WILL BE | image tagged in memes,hide the pain harold,evil kermit | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
777 views 37 upvotes Made by sharps45 2 years ago in politics
7 Comments
7 ups, 2y
Big Brothers are watching you. Google. Apple. FB. MicroSoft. Twitter. Store  loyalty/rewards cards. FBI. NSA. | SPENDS TWO HOURS POSTING IN POLITICS STREAM GETS ADS FOR CRIMINAL DEFENSE LAWYERS ON HIS PHONE | image tagged in bad luck brian,big brother,big brothers | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
6 ups, 2y
Frustrated at Computer | I just bought a new phone and all I see are phone ads | image tagged in frustrated at computer | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Not as smart as they think they are
5 ups, 2y
Kermit holding phone | AT LEAST SOMEONE LISTENS TO ME. | image tagged in kermit holding phone | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
2 ups, 2y,
2 replies
It's aggravating. I makes me wonder just how much our cellphones are listening to us.
1 up, 2y
Way too much
0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
I just take it as a given now. All the apps we are now required to have (often for work schedules or school) usually have permissions that make zero sense beyond spying on us. As much as I'd prefer to not be spied on, it's almost impossible to function in society without allowing it.
0 ups, 2y
That's true. Far too many cellphone apps want access to your contacts and your location. They don't need that kind of information for 99% of them.
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    I SPENT ALL AFTERNOON WORKING ON MY VACUUM CLEANER. WHEN I OPENED MY WEB BROWSER, IT'S FILLED WITH VACUUM CLEANER ADS; TELL ME I'M JUST BEING PARANOID. PLEASE, TELL ME THAT'S WHAT THIS IS; DO THE 'LEATHER JACKET' 'FENDER GUITAR' OR 'BMW MOTORCYCLE' TEST BY TALKING TO YOUR SPOUSE ABOUT ONE OF THESE WITH YOUR SMARTPHONE IN THE ROOM; APPALLED, YOU WILL BE