Only in Ohio

Man finna pee on the moon 💀

Can't even look at the sky in Ohio bruh

NOW GET READY FOR MY SUPER LASER PISS!!!
-Eggman

bruh the sky in ohio be like

😭only in ohio man

Plot twist: it's the moon from Majora's Mask but modded.

Omg yes

YES

Not modded but eggman

"I'm going to make an announcement! Shadow the hedgehog's a b*th *ss motherf*cker! He p*ssed on my f*cking wife! That's right, he took his hedgehog f*cking quilly dick out, and he p*ssed on my f*cking wife! And he said his dick was 'ThIs bIg~' and I said 'that's disgusting'! So I'm making a call-out post on my twitter.com: Shadow the hedgehog, you got a small d*ck! It's the size of this walnut except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my d*ng looks like *hhupfrfrfrfrfr*. That's right baby. All point, no quills, no pillows. Look at that it looks like two bballs and a bong. He f*cked my wife, so guess what? I'm gonna f**k the earth!! That' right, this is what you get!! MY SUPER LASER P*SS!!!
Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth! I'm gonna go higher! I'm pissing on THE MOON!! how do you like that Obama? I P*SSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!! you have 23hours before the P*SS DRROPPRLETS HIT THE F*CKING EARTH!! NOW GET OUT OF MY F*CKING SIGHT, BEFORE I P*SS ON YOU TOO!!" - Alfred as Eggman in Sonic Adventure 2 Real-Time Fandub by Snapcube

Might I remind everyone that all that was made up on the spot? There was no rehearsal, no time to make that up, he had no way of knowing Shadow's VA would make the pissing on Eggman VA's wife joke. Bro perfectly executed this all 100% in the moment and I don't think half of us could pull that off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLBL4M55tJU for context if anyone is confused

ah yes
sonic fandubs

no0rmal day at ohio

Lmao

if mars was the size of the sun

Bro it's like darth Vader and egg man teamed up

anyone got any unsee juice?

here you go

Oh no, He'll come to florida, then ohio, then texas, then alberta, only to contact you about your cars extended warranty.

bro this aint ohio its f**king new york wth

Nobody:
Independence Day:

Bruh, get yo ass out of Ohio.

Bruh, I'm going to Ohio next week!!!!!!!💀💀💀

only in ohio bro

Only in Ohio 💀💀💀💀💀

Somehow he still loses

CANT EVEN WALK IN OHIO

eggman boutta reenact majoras mask bru

Oh hell naw f**k this shit im out m-mm f**k this shit im out no thanks-

Shit

Why are you guys making fun of Ohio? What has it done to you? Ohio is like any other state. Perfectly normal.

Cus it's funny and Ohio was being cocky

NO! Would you make fun of your mom just to be funny?

Yes 👍

I can't believe y'all.

this is the internet, mate. we make fun of everything. if that's too much for you, might i suggest a nice walk?

R/wooosh

so is Florida normal *cough* *cough* "Florida Man"

R/wooosh