THE NEW LIBERAL CONSTITUTION; 1. THE RIGHT FOR HOMELESS PEOPLE TO POOP ON YOU; 2. THE RIGHT TO BEAR 'NO CRIME ALLOWED' SIGNS; 3. THE RIGHT TO CUT YOUR CHILDS **** OFF FOR FACEBOOK LIKES; 4. THE RIGHT TO STAMP ON BABIES; 5. CANCELLED UNTIL PROVEN INNOCENT; 6. FREEDOM TO DO WHAT CNN SAID; 7. THE RIGHT TO REDDIT, PONY CARTOONS AND THE PURSUIT OF ANTI-DEPRESSANTS; 8. PROHIBITION OF ACTUAL MEN AND WOMEN. PHYSICALLY, MENTALLY, LITERALLY