school goes crazy tbh

So, I promise this is real. I can’t make this upf I tried.
One time I walked into the mens restroom.
Pretty usual day
I don’t usually use the bathrooms at school but I was in a rush at home and just got off the bus.
I walked in the bathroom and 12 guys were all standing around in a circle what I believe to be a Shrek Plushie. An orchestra instrumental of “All star” by smash mouth was playing when I walked in
I walked in and started walking out. But someone said “hault”
I turned back around and was like “no, I’m gonna piss somewhere else.”
But they all turned to me and smiled.
A thin guy nodded his head and looked around as he announced to the small restroom “We have a new sacrifice to the Shrekersist!”
I will tell you what.
I never ran out of a public bathroom faster.

i woulda stayed you wuz tweakin

I may have been tweakin’
But I’m not about to be swallowed by the shrekersist.

LMAAOOAOAOA

LMFAAOOOAOAOAO

me, my 2 guy friends, and this girl were walking to 3rd period right?
and there was this dude in a wheelchair in front of us, and he was slow af but like its not his fault
but my guy friend said this because of it:
"put a little pep in your step." while moving his hands forward until he realized the poor guy couldnt take a step

bro is going to hell.

I had 3 crushes, two turned into lesb*ans, and the other one moved away

NOOOOOOO FREDDY

Some guy was looking up condoms on his phone during lunch. He is one of my goofy friends.

NOOOO BRO

THATS WILD ATP

Today I nearly lost my temper because some fuсking rеtаrds were screaming in math class and the stupid fuсking teacher didn't do anything about these tаrds and I couldn't focus on my goddаmned math

ITS SL ANNOYING BRUH THEYRE ALWAYS DOING SOME DUMB OUTTA POCKET SHI AND ITS IN THE CLASSES THAT IM BAD IN LIKE IM TRYNA LEARN

There's a pregnant 8th grader at my school

💀🙏 i’ve heard that some girl had a baby but abroted it

can confirm
I was the baby

LMFAOOAOOSHFGF

F

abortions illegal in my state, so even if she wanted to she couldn't

she already did so idk what you’re talking about or in what context of year..

oh i mean for my school

my school personally
they don’t care

I'm in a relationship with my crush who randomly says weird things mid class and he enjoys metal gear

ONG

Yeah

lunch line stories
1: guy in front of me bragging about the 6 girls he impregnated right before cutting off all contact with them (he's a freshman too)
2: so there's a group of kids that likes to clump around one spot in the lunch line and keep everyone from getting lunch. my friend who i'll call H was second in line waiting for the rest of the line to open until everyone else came and cut in front of him bc they're all assholes. so when the lunch period started, he tried cutting back in front of them to regain his spot. one guy put his hands on him and manhandled him before pushing him back to the spot that he was in. now here's some context about H. his mom was a teacher. she was in charge of something big in the arts and communication media department. everyone knows her name. so for the rest of lunch, the guy who pushed h was rambling on and on about how he knows h's mom and h's mom's email and he knows h's address and it got really annoying so i yelled at this kid "SHUT THE F**K UP NO ONE CARES" and by that point we had pushed our way to the middle of the asshole clump. but the dudes behind us were actively trying to push us forwards while the dudes in front of us pushed us backwards 'till he were stuck in a f**kboy sandwich so h just attempted to gaslight the other dudes in line for the entire time we were there

oh mu go?

My lays bag exploded
UNLIMITED AIR

ong

Uh the uh
Some bozo got ran over cuz mf can’t look at cars 💀

💀🙏 somebody was yelling homophobic slurs outta the bathroom

Lmaoaooao

s o
i had a crush on my best friend last year and me and her were really great friends
we hung out at the park whenever we can and we walked to our classes together
she even held my hand from time to time
but when everything started going good for me, some bitch started causing drama including me and my crush
and after a couple months, she ended up moving

like im telling you, nothing goes good for me istg
but i have purple now so thats good :)

OML?

FR!!

I got run over because some bozo can’t see a crosswalk.

one time my friend went to the bathroom where a girl was giving another girl a bellybutton piercing in the next stall. she knew this was happening because they were talking about how nice it would look and stuff. all of a sudden she heard this loud crunch and thats when she knew it had been done

TF

LMAOAOAOAOAOOAOA

My autistic ass couldn’t tell a joke from harassment and ended up slapping a guy
Dude deserved it tho

Oh and a kid came into the Hugh school office(when I was in 3rd) and shot his principal in the arm with a shotgun

that was me

What state r u in

The state you are in
Ohio

WRONG
IM IN SOUTH DAKOTA

Same thing

No
Ohio way worse

South Dakota is just a back up ohio for when the US government throws Ohio into the Indian ocean

Nah
You thinking of North Dakota

No.
They wouldn’t do that to North Dakota,
They’d do it to South Dakota as punishment for the south’s involvement in the civil war despite South Dakota not being in the southern states

South Dakota doesn't exist

True

HELP ME

Its not that bad

lowkey W