so I was walking in the hall at school

and this dude bumped into *me* at school

i just tried to walk away but he somehow convinced himself that it was my fault and he literally STOPPED ME IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HALLWAY

he started yelling at me talkin abt "WHAT'S WRONG WIT YO UGLY ASS? YOU AINT FINNA APOLOGIZE?"
i was polite and apologized at first but he KEPT GOING??

side note: mf hair is already thinning and shit he balding
so i finally was like "What's wrong wit yo hair? Why are you balding?"

he told me i looked like a troll or some shit

so i told him that he looked like a lollipop that got dropped on the carpet

The end to my dumbass story ^^

tf happened

HI POOKIE BEAR ILY

hi donky

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