And you knew who you were then
Girls were girls, and men were men; Mister, we could use a man
Like Herbert Hoover again; "I TELL YA ARCH, THEY'RE GONNA REMAKE THIS SHOW WITH A WOKE AGENDA"; "DEY BETTA DO NUTHIN OF DA SORT !"; Didn't need no welfare state
Everybody pulled his weight; "AHH LOOK AT DIS. DEYS GOT GROWN MEN DRESSED UP AS LITTLE FAIRIES TEACHIN THE KIDS TO CUT THEIR THINGIES OFF. WHAT AN ABOMBER NATION"; "TOLD YA ARCH. THEY'RE PROGRESSIVE AND ADVANCING SOCIETY LIKE IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE."; "I TELLS YA, WE AS A FAMILY AIN'T GONNA STAND FOR NO REMAKE WIT A QUEER WOKE AGENDA"; "OOHHH ARCHIEEE . . . I'M WORRIED. WILL THEY MAKE ME CUT MY HAIR AND COLOR IT STRANGE COLORS AND WEAR MEN'S JEANS IN THIS WOKE REMAKE ?"; "NO EDDIT! I AIN'T GONNA LET DAT HAPPEN NOR DEM PORTRAYIN ME WIT NO TRANNY WIT BIG TITTIES WEARIN A RAINBOW COLORED SKIRT "; "I TOLD YA ARCH. THEY WERE GONNA SELL THE RIGHTS TO DISNEY AND PORTRAY US IN A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT LIGHT"; "OHHH DISNEY, MAYBE I'LL BE PORTRAYED AS A FAIRY PRINCESS"; "NO MA. IT'LL PROBABLY BE MICHAEL PORTRAYED AS A FAIRY PRINCESS AND ME AS HIS LESBIAN LOVER. THAT'S HOW WOKE PROGRESSIVES DO IT "; "AHH GOOD NIGHT NOIRSE! THE FAIRY AGENDA IS COMIN TRUE. WE'S GONNA GO WOKE GO BROKE "; "SO HEA WE GO EDDIT! DIS WILL BE DE END OF DA SHOW AND ALL THE FRUITCAKES WILL BE HAPPY BUT ALL THE NORMAL PEOPLE WILL BE TURNIN ON AND TUNIN OUT "; Those were the dayyyysssss !!!
