Screw you! I don't have a love interest and I have no pets! And if you're reading this it's too late because I have already flagged you.

idc

What did they say?

Something along the lines of:

"Re-post me 10 times in 2 hours to have the love of your live kiss you. If you fail you'll be cursed with bad luck you'll break an arm and your pet will die. And because you are at the end of this it's too late"

IDC

By the looks of it, you care enough to reply, Twice!

Stop capping.

Jokes on you i dont have pets

No

CHECKMATE ATHEISTS

AYO! SAME HERE!

It's too late I've already got the curse

oof

Double curse ?

This better be good.

No.
I refuse to obey stupid copypasta

Wonderful.

HOW

it's a signed copy, signed by anyone

Wait who signed it? The pope?

Jesus signed it

I want it.

I want to have the signed Bible.

How-
It can't be!
THAT BIBLE MUST BE THOUSANDS OF YEARS OLD!!!!!
IT MUST BE THE ORIGINAL COPY!!!!!!

and thus, jesus

SHUT UP JEFF!

hold up

?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

JE SUS?

I think your mom is reselling

IS THERE ANY LEFT IN STOCK !?!?!

https://www.abebooks.com/book-search/title/holy-bible/first-edition/signed/

Jesus is selling them for $30

my death?

yeah i'm bored