The beach is overrated

ik and i sadly live in florida and am forced to go on weekends
the pool is way better than 3o minutes of moist sand in your pants

Yea I'm in canada

I used to live in California so i was forced to go a lot. Now i live in north Texas where there are barely any beaches. And don't get me started on chafing and sunburns

My cousin wants to move to us to be close to the beach

I feel sorry for you

Amogus

Amogus sus

Same

Yep

Its course

and rough

And it gets everywhere

You skipped “and irritating”

Thanks for the reminder dude

No problem 😉

I oftentimes will memorize random prequel quotes bc I have no life

MEMES I remember the quotes from memes

Same

I also hate sand

I can't tell for sure please tell me my eyes are deciving me

Attempted murder confirmed

OMG

Bro me neither, I don't like the sand💀

What I think of the beach:

That's a fossil btw

"... It's coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere."

Those are turtle hatchings

lol

The beach can be the best place in the world! You just gotta know when to go. Early in the morning is a good time to get there before the crowds. Also when it's partly cloudy and in the 70's so you don't get sunburn.

Expection: Paradise
Reality: "Mom, I'm stuck in quicksand!"

Me too, I just can't stand sand getting everywhere in me, the mosquitoes and the heat, I hate it

I never knew i had so many beach hating brethren

Yeah

Beaches are too crowded

It is tho

i prefer the water tbh

same

Oh my God finally somebody agrees with me I've been to the beach every year for my entire life and I hate it I absolutely hate I've never been on any other vacation than the beach before

Welcome to the club

I went to a beach once it it was full of dead (and alive) jellyfish

It belongs between your toes or nowhere at all

I mean sometimes sand is nice and satisfying, if you’re not in it

YES