*remembers everything bad i have ever done*

We need to talk...
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was there anything I missed

Curiosity, Fiver

That’s never good…

I have this exact reaction
I thought it was about me putting bleach in the drain instead it was a summon to court

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oh crap hopefully mom doesnt find out about that time i crashed a plane full of people into mount everest

into mount what

When your mother says, "you're not in trouble," she actually means, "you're not in trouble, you're dead where you stand."

Me: decides to go to number 2 for the rest of the day after hearing that

We need to talk about your search history

"we think that its too... clean."

Yes.. too clean

oh no

my fear is when my mom sez ''come here'' on the phone with no context then my heart rate skips 7 beats

YIKES

"We need to talk about school"

introducing....what is your password?

"we need to talk" l---------------------------------l
your mom l--------------------------------------------------------------------l

LITTERALY HAPPEND 2 DAYS AGO

My life flashed before my eyes

We need to talk. "I didn't find your meme funny."

Literally thought I got caught in 4k today
turns out there was just an important announcement from the school-
glad I didn't apologise for it, tht woulda been bad-

I once received a private message from my PASTOR that contained those exact words. My heart nearly stopped beating. It turned out he just wanted to catch up and see how I was doing, and used a very poor choice of words.

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