TOP LEFTIST HYPOCRITE, LURCH, (ALSO KNOWN AS CLIMATE CZAR JOHN KERRY); HAS PILED UP 180,000 FLIGHT-MILES, EMITTING 9.5M POUNDS OF 'EVIL' CARBON SO FAR THIS YEAR ALONE. NOTE THAT THIS IS ALMOST -- BUT NOT QUITE -- AS DEADLY TO THE ENVIRONMENT AS HIS LEFTIST TOXIC IDEOLOGICAL SPEW IS TO THE HEALTH OF THIS NATION.