i committed arson, tax evasion, attempted murder, a bank robbery, murder, child abuse, physical & mental torture, mental child abuse, underage drinking, putting the milk before the cereal and tax fraud lol 😊

YOU PUT THE MILK BEFORE THE CEREAL?!

Straight to jail

I do

192.168.0.367

Did you just guess their social security number-

IP address

more.
MORE!
41.8⁰N, 87.6⁰W
*Location of Chicago btw*

p.o box failed to send fan mail

nice

Honda Civic? Based. Even more based with a Type R

just impale them with this bad boy at top speed

Ight calm down

That car is still going faster their is no top speed yet

I can access every parallel universe lol

Really? I have access to every universe lol

I sold a bunch of kid's organs online lol

yep the meme is true tho lol

HEHEHEHAW

192.168.0.367

Aww, you're coming to my place?
Finally, I can have friends.

Don't worry, I'm a necromancer lol

I have your family plus a bunch of kids and their families on my basement lol

I have your mom in. my basement lol

Jokes on you she's dead 😎👉👉

i have her body and use her on the daily

lol

She was cremated. I got her ashes right here

crap

Lmfao. Nice try bud

Time to pop a mommy milk

Wtf

Remember that time your dad fell off the roof and snapped his neck? lol

He walked right into that one. Just like you're about to walk into oncoming traffic lol

Remember the time you best friend got kidnapped then they died? Well I kidnapped and killed them! LOL

So I just violated the Geneva Convention and keep kids in my basement as slaves and food lol

Ahahah we (the fbi) have been looking for you lol

I'm a serial killer and i sell children on the dark web lol

I rape the children in the basement lol

could I join them?

Oh yes you can

thanks!
...er, I'll need an address lol

376 Wayne Street Bridgeport, CT

okay
even I don't have the audacity to travel for over 16 hours just to become a toy.
I'd better get a special treatment.

Heheheheh

Promising...

HEHEHEHEHEEEEE

C'mon, let me in on details~

I think your best finding out the details yourself wink wink

Wtf happened here

Look, after such a long journey, I'll be sooo thirsty...
I would really like something to drink when I arrive..

Well would do you want?

maybe something homemade..?

Oh it’s definitely something “homemade” alright

Made in your basement or produced directly by you?
Maybe both?..

I think you could decide

alright
what's the average age of the other children in your basement?

6-12

that average is gonna go up a couple points when I arrive.
anyway...
have it homemade from the double digitals.
(10+)

Mmmmhmmmmm

which do you have more of btw
males or females?

Females

Okay
when I wake up then
I want a nice cappucinno with br...
I think you know where I'm going with it.

Ohohohoho my pleasure

No, the pleasure is theirs...

Yeah but who’s harvesting?

Might be a good idea to practice regularly until they appear to be okay with their fate and then they might take care of it for you...
But we're assuming you're somehow too lazy to mentally profit off of others.

Yeah. They’re in my basement so they’ll do what I say

Alright
sorry it took me a while to respond again...
I wanna know.
Do you need assistance in harvesting their fruits?
I'd be glad to help in either way...

That cappuccino you mentioned earlier sounds pretty good

Well I wouldn’t mind an extra hand

sorry, I lost the thread for a bit.
anyways, where were we?
ah yes. Have you been having fun with the children?

Oh yes yes tons of fun

good.
age range change at all?

Mmm no not really

hmm
any new additions?
the starting products always have the best flavor.