i committed arson, tax evasion, attempted murder, a bank robbery, murder, child abuse, physical & mental torture, mental child abuse, underage drinking, putting the milk before the cereal and tax fraud lol 😊

YOU PUT THE MILK BEFORE THE CEREAL?!

Straight to jail

I do

192.168.0.367

Did you just guess their social security number-

IP address

more.
MORE!
41.8⁰N, 87.6⁰W
*Location of Chicago btw*

p.o box failed to send fan mail

nice

Honda Civic? Based. Even more based with a Type R

just impale them with this bad boy at top speed

Ight calm down

That car is still going faster their is no top speed yet

I can access every parallel universe lol

Really? I have access to every universe lol

I sold a bunch of kid's organs online lol

yep the meme is true tho lol

So I just violated the Geneva Convention and keep kids in my basement as slaves and food lol

Ahahah we (the fbi) have been looking for you lol

Remember that time your dad fell off the roof and snapped his neck? lol

I raped some teenagers lol

remeber to do your spanish lesson or your family dieds lol

duolingo lol

r/foundthehondacivic

or something idk

I'm a serial killer and i sell children on the dark web lol

The teletubbies are so creepy!

;D

Hey the speed bumps are screaming lol

Yes

i am wanted in 17 countries lol
/j

Im a arsonist with a kill streak of 80 lol

HEHEHEHAW

192.168.0.367

Aww, you're coming to my place?
Finally, I can have friends.

I have your mom in. my basement lol

Jokes on you she's dead 😎👉👉

i have her body and use her on the daily

lol

She was cremated. I got her ashes right here

crap

Lmfao. Nice try bud

Time to pop a mommy milk

Wtf