cheers, yknow

*starts up the grill*

Hey, can I get a slice?

Same

Sure *hands a piece of orphan meat"

Ooh orphan meat, That’s even better!

unrelated

cursed comment

ok, but unrelated

he devours the underage va**na

what

Fun fact: according to cannibals human meat tastes sweet

Not all

Food

yes

No, people don't taste good. Trust me, I've eaten enough to be able to confirm this

nah only the fortnite kids. they're too salty. also the obese ones are a bit too chewy. i think anyone else tastes good, obviously if you remove the bones first.

I shove the bones up my ass and burp them out
Cool party trick but not for parties

i just slice the bones into tiny pieces and shove them down my mouth, i've maxed my stomach acid lvl so at this point i could probably drink mercury and be fine

Me:

They taste amazing. Here's the varieties I sampled:
-Karen
-Cxkios
-Fortnite kids
-Anyone in the Rick and Morty fandom
-Bullies
-Meowbahh simps
-Meowbahh
-People who think Miley and Riley are overrated
-People who think Awhlils is overrated
-People who think Preppy Editors in general are overrated
-Walter White
-Whoever made 80 percent of the Revice toys Premium Bandai only
-Adopt Me scammers
-Royale High scammers
-Scammers in general
The best tasting out of all:
-Karen
-Cxkios
-Walter White (just remove the drugs first)
The rarest:
-Scammers
-Walter White
-Cxkios
-Karen (in Fuuto)
-Meowbahh
The worst tasting
-Meowbahh simps
-Dream stans (if you don't keep the DNA)

Yo can I can get a few meowbahhs?

For legal reasons, I can't tell you where I get meowbahhs from. I get them from Terrible YouTubers R Us

Perfect! Terrible YouTubers R Us should be just right next to where you live

But I live in 768-4-12 Tulip Town NY-Buffalo

You can get them online or go to your local Terrible YouTubers R Us store

Exposed

*meanwhile your next comment*
"I was supposed to put blood in the stew?", Taken with the context of a post about human stew

I mean, just coz I don't like the taste of it doesn't mean I can't sell it to other people 🤷‍♂️

Fair enough

Fair enough

Just put seasoning on them they taste a lot better

I call the left arm