I know enough Arabic and see enough of it to know that the first 2 words are, "Not exists", and the last two words are, "the Arabic language".
Your story checks out.
No no, I learnt Arabic when I was small. Quiz me. I assure you, my knowledge of the language will be so bad, and yet just enough to convince you that I actually know it.
Oh, I can also pronounce it. I can read, not understand, SO. Ahem.
Laa yoojud ayy hadaf lahzha nnas...oh no wait, translate would give the pronunciation too. Dang it.