Lol

ok then

Do you get it?

no

America takes the “u” from the words! The get rid of the “u” in humour

nice

stfu bot

thank you

f**** off wanker

do you understand
"f**** off wanker"\

you d****

leave him alone

then go to it

@stfu

OI
LEAVE US BRITS ALONE
WE COULD HAVE KEPT YOU AS OUR SLAVES

xD You still wanted to, but we fought our way free, didn’t we? So technically speaking, you couldn’t have!

My grandfather kept his American wife a slave…… technially

damn

She then died bc of him technially

how

My grandfather got sick etc etc
She refused to get help nor care for herself while looking after him
She then got sick
And died

oh im sry. K gn!

It’s 8am?!
Wait timezones

yessir

Ok

Lol

/j

Colour and Color is another one.

Yeah, I just didn’t want to make the meme too long; I wanted people to read the whole thing. Thanks though!

Lol haha

haha

Now that's funny

Your honest reaction to my funny:

Also, thanks!

lol

Seriously why do they always add a U to everything?

Joke, right? In reality the U.S. takes a U from everything.

You Brits spell everything with a U? Bri'ish really is weird...

I live in the u.s.a

I think you'll find you have the French to blame for that. After the Norman Conquest of England in the 11th century, they standardised (standardized) the language after Old French, which uses 'our', not 'or'. The 'or' was from Latin, after the Romans conquered England earlier. So technically, Americans are influenced by Latin (a dead language) and not the latter French. Weird, right?

Besides, Americans are as confusing. Using 'Z' (pronouncing it as "zee" (US) for some reason and not "zed" (UK)) in some cases but not others for the same sound.
If phonetically, 'Standardise' (UK English) is changed to 'Standardize' (US), then 'Reason' should be spelt 'reazon' and pronounced "reazee-en", right?
Shouldn't "standardize" be pronounced "Standardizeed" too?

All those big English words can be challenging, so they strip out as much as possible to keep it simple.

We do

I thought it was to make sure england wasn’t communist by saying humOUR

lol

muahahah