"10 ups for Elvis, zero for mantis"
if you're going to suck your own dick, go ahead. nobody gives a shit
"What does this even mean, mantis?"
using the phrase "epic fail" is cringe. mainly because a metric ton of internet nerds took it upon themselves to make fun of anyone who uses the word "epic," but the phrase still sounds like something you'd hear in 2014 and no later year.
could elaborate on that, but i don't make the rules.