I had to look up a picture of Shifty Schiff's wife after seeing your meme, Giantsquonk. It made me think how if he was the LAST man on earth, I would just say "No". Mrs. Schifty deserves a medal to put up with this puss....
Agent: Okay Alec, can I call you Alec?
Cool, thanks...
Anyways, I got this time traveling property, where Cantine Boy comes back and chops your dick off.