Hi. My name is Blade M. Bloodchild. I made this meme. I stopped carrying guns in public at exactly the same moment I stopped being a criminal f**ktwat looking to harm others. If you just cannot let go of your in-public-gun-possessing then I, as a former criminal and expert on the subject, can only conclude logically that you have intentions of harming others. This is wholly unacceptable. Your public gun is a persistent risk vector exacerbated by your inattentiveness as you traipse about looking at your mobile, checking out the hotties,ooh that's a good deal on chicken nuggies, who liked my insta *squee*, lemme take a selfie, and whatnot. Keep that gun at home and the only people with guns in public will be criminals and the police will shoot the right person (assuming they aren't hiding in the parking lot, but that's another discussion).