You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag
of filth. I wager you couldn't empty a boot of excrement
were the instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A
sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer
than be seen with you. Try to edit your responses of
unnecessary material before attempting to impress us
with your insight. The evidence that you are a
nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they
will be able to access it more rapidiv.
You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick
you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding
it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering
the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your
ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy,
convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs.
You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are
grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and
disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus.
And what meaning do you expect your delusional self-
important statements of unknowing, inexperienced
opinion to have to us who think and reason? What
fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your
tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that
of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle,
waiting for the bite of the snake? You are a waste of
flesh.
You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious,
You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living
emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and
senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed
slack-jawed, drooling meatslapper. You smarmy
lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off,
pillock. You grotty wanking ok artless base-court
apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You
dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated
tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You
cockered bum-bailey poofter. You gob-kissing gleeking
flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-
witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath.
You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel
debased just for knowing you exist. I despise
everything about you, and I wish you would go away. I
cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean
rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid
so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know
into a whole different dimension of stupid.
